| # | Posted | Joke | Final result | |
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| 87 | 27 Oct 2026 |
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4.07/5 (15) | |
| 86 | 26 Oct 2026 | Why canβt you buy Panadol in the jungle? Because parrots eat em all! | 4.11/5 (9) | |
| 85 | 26 Oct 2026 | Why canβt you buy Panadol in the jungle? Because parrots eat them all! | 5.0/5 (3) | |
| 84 | 23 Oct 2026 |
π€ Question of the Day
If a dog wore pants, which way would they wear them? A or B |
B won 52% (27) | |
| 83 | 22 Oct 2026 | MEN: What happens when you shave your head with a letter opener?? You get MAIL pattern baldness | 2.62/5 (8) | |
| 82 | 21 Oct 2026 | What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A Gummy Bear | 3.3/5 (10) | |
| 81 | 20 Oct 2026 |
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3.29/5 (14) | |
| 80 | 19 Oct 2026 | Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. | 3.85/5 (13) | |
| 79 | 16 Oct 2026 |
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3.67/5 (12) | |
| 78 | 16 Oct 2026 |
π€ Question of the Day
What could you carry more of up a flight of stairs? Takeaway coffee cups or Large traffic cones |
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| 77 | 16 Oct 2026 |
π€ Question of the Day
What could you carry more of up a flight of stairs? Coffees or Traffic cones |
Traffic cones won 75% (4) | |
| 76 | 15 Oct 2026 | Why did the turkey cross the road?? To show it wasn't chicken! | 3.2/5 (10) | |
| 75 | 14 Oct 2026 | I once knew an Irishman who could bounce of walls His name was Rick O'Shea | 4.22/5 (9) | |
| 74 | 13 Oct 2026 |
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4.24/5 (21) | |
| 73 | 12 Oct 2026 | What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. | 3.69/5 (16) | |
| 72 | 9 Oct 2026 |
π€ Question of the Day
What do you think you could throw further? Naan Bread or Baguette |
Baguette won 57% (21) | |
| 71 | 8 Oct 2026 | Guest Dad joke of the day courtesy of Owen Harris: "Do you you know any people who can drink petrol?" Jerry can! | 3.08/5 (13) | |
| 70 | 7 Oct 2026 | I've just discovered that Albert Einstein was a real person! Previously I thought he was a theoretical physicist. | 3.79/5 (19) | |
| 69 | 5 Oct 2026 | Why can't NASA send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical! | 3.56/5 (9) | |
| 68 | 2 Oct 2026 | When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. | 3.27/5 (11) | |
| 67 | 1 Oct 2026 |
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3.56/5 (16) | |
| 66 | 30 Sep 2026 | For Seb: What do you call a baby that sleeps through the night? A rumour! | 3.73/5 (15) | |
| 65 | 29 Sep 2026 |
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3.68/5 (19) | |
| 64 | 28 Sep 2026 | What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. | 4.42/5 (12) | |
| 63 | 24 Sep 2026 |
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3.5/5 (18) | |
| 62 | 23 Sep 2026 | Why did the pirate go to tha Apple Store? To get an iPatch! | 2.62/5 (8) | |
| 61 | 22 Sep 2026 |
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4.0/5 (13) | |
| 60 | 21 Sep 2026 | What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment. | 3.71/5 (14) | |
| 59 | 18 Sep 2026 |
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4.29/5 (14) | |
| 58 | 16 Sep 2026 | What was the reaction when Oxygen went on a date with Magnesium? OMG!!! | 4.0/5 (4) | |
| 57 | 15 Sep 2026 | Why did the blind man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well. | 3.64/5 (11) | |
| 56 | 10 Sep 2026 | For RUOK Day Why did the psychologist bring a ladder to the therapy sessions? To help the clients get over their issues! | 3.18/5 (11) | |
| 55 | 9 Sep 2026 | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. | 3.39/5 (23) | |
| 54 | 8 Sep 2026 | Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? Heβs at the hospital waiting to be seen. | 3.82/5 (22) | |
| 53 | 4 Sep 2026 |
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3.64/5 (14) | |
| 52 | 3 Sep 2026 | What music do balloons hate? pop songs | 3.46/5 (13) | |
| 51 | 2 Sep 2026 | I feel so good after going to the aquarium Must be because of all the indoor fins | 3.53/5 (15) | |
| 50 | 1 Sep 2026 |
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3.35/5 (31) | |
| 49 | 31 Aug 2026 | Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. | 3.67/5 (21) | |
| 48 | 28 Aug 2026 | What would happen if the devil lost his hair? There would be hell toupee. | 4.5/5 (4) | |
| 47 | 27 Aug 2026 | Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. | — | |
| 46 | 26 Aug 2026 | Why did the coffee file a report? It got mugged! | — | |
| 45 | 25 Aug 2026 | A pirate's favorite letter is not Arrrr! They love the sea!! | — | |
| 44 | 24 Aug 2026 | Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. | — | |
| 43 | 23 Aug 2026 | What do you call a shoe make of banana peels? Slippers. | — | |
| 42 | 22 Aug 2026 | Why was 69 afraid of 70? Because they had a fight and 71. | — | |
| 41 | 21 Aug 2026 | How do you think the unthinkable? A1: With an itheberg! A2: Mike Tython that the another. | — | |
| 40 | 20 Aug 2026 | What is the Tinder app for old people? It's called 'Carbon Dating'. | — | |
| 39 | 19 Aug 2026 | I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. "Where?", she asked. No. Regular. | — | |
| 38 | 18 Aug 2026 | Tem plus ten and eleven plus eleven are the same. 10+10=20. 11+11=20 too. | — | |
| 37 | 17 Aug 2026 | I once dated a magizene collected. She had issues. | — | |
| 36 | 16 Aug 2026 | My boss said he was going to fire the person with the worst posture I have a hunch it's going to be me. | — | |
| 35 | 15 Aug 2026 | I used to be addicted to dirt. But I'm clean now. | — | |
| 34 | 14 Aug 2026 | I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It is Soda pressing. | — | |
| 33 | 13 Aug 2026 | Why don't dinosaurs make good pets? Because they're dead. | — | |
| 32 | 12 Aug 2026 | Why do melons need to marry in a church? Because they cantelope. | — | |
| 31 | 11 Aug 2026 | What do Santa's elves listen to whilst they work? Wrap music. | — | |
| 30 | 10 Aug 2026 | Why did they call it the dark ages? Because of all the knights. | — | |
| 29 | 9 Aug 2026 | My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web designer. | — | |
| 28 | 8 Aug 2026 | My friend claims he is a compulsive liar! I don't believe him! | — | |
| 27 | 7 Aug 2026 | Why does the sun not have to go to university? It already has 27 million degrees. | — | |
| 26 | 6 Aug 2026 | I'm not a fan of escalators. I'm taking steps to avoid them! | — | |
| 25 | 5 Aug 2026 | A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: "Hey." Horse: "Sure." | — | |
| 24 | 4 Aug 2026 | It's like my mum always said "You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but youΒd better hope he doesn't die". | — | |
| 23 | 3 Aug 2026 | Don't worry about your smarthphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years! | — | |
| 22 | 2 Aug 2026 | How do you keep a dad in suspense? | — | |
| 21 | 1 Aug 2026 | Every morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle! | — | |
| 20 | 31 Jul 2026 | Respect people who wear glasses. They paid money to see you. | — | |
| 19 | 30 Jul 2026 | Man: "I can't hear out of one ear". Doc: "Are you sure?" Man: "Yes, I'm definate". | — | |
| 18 | 29 Jul 2026 | My wife bet me $1000 I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! | — | |
| 17 | 28 Jul 2026 | One wind turbine asks another: "What kind of music are you into?" The second one says: "I'm a huge, heavy metal fan!" | — | |
| 16 | 27 Jul 2026 | Light travels faster than sound That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. | — | |
| 15 | 26 Jul 2026 | Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing. He said: "Just checking (chequing) my balance". | — | |
| 14 | 25 Jul 2026 | Yesterday I ate a clock, it was very time consuming. Especially when I came back for seconds. | — | |
| 13 | 24 Jul 2026 | What do you call a belt made of $100 bills? A waist of money. | — | |
| 12 | 23 Jul 2026 | Did you know? Scuba divers roll backwards out of the boats because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the road. | — | |
| 11 | 22 Jul 2026 | Did you hear about the local art competition? It ended in a draw. | — | |
| 10 | 21 Jul 2026 | What are baby apes called? Appricotes | — | |
| 9 | 20 Jul 2026 | To the person who sole my trainers and hi vis jacket You can run but you can't hide. | — | |
| 8 | 19 Jul 2026 | Little know fact: Before the crowbar was invented. Crows simply drank at home. | — | |
| 7 | 18 Jul 2026 | I hate it when people don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. There so stupid. | — | |
| 6 | 17 Jul 2026 | Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. | — | |
| 5 | 16 Jul 2026 | I just called the paranoia hotline. A guy answered: "How the hell did you get this number?" | — | |
| 4 | 15 Jul 2026 | I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. He's not perfec, but he knows the drill. | — | |
| 3 | 14 Jul 2026 | This morning I saw a guy dragging a mollusk behind him on a leash It must be hard to walk with a pulled muscle. | — | |
| 2 | 13 Jul 2026 | I started reading a horror story in braille. Something terrible is about to happen, I can feel it. | — | |
| 1 | 12 Jul 2026 | Nothing tops a plain pizza. | — |